apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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