5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Do I have a choice?
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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