There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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