i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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