I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I need to calm my uterus...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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