Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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