So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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