Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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