Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm getting married
To pizza
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
