how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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