We won't sleep together?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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