I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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