i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize