Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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