Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.