I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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