Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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