I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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