yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
BRING THE BAGELS
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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