i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Two words: nipple clamps
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