That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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