the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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