Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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