If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you will always have a special place in my vag
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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