Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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