Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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