I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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