spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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