these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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