Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
