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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I think my vagina is haunted

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.

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• (714): View more from California

  I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.

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• (510): View more from California

  Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Whiskey??

  (706): View more from Georgia

  It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...

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• (818): View more from California

  Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways

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