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(810): View more from Michigan

I must be too annoying 4 u.

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(810): I must be too annoying 4 u. http://tfl.nu/bqrs

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(908): View more from New Jersey

But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes

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(908): But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes http://tfl.nu/c86w

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.

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(603): I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera. http://tfl.nu/u22v

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(805): View more from California

why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??

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(805): why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego?? http://tfl.nu/9r13

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar

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If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either

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(612): Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar (651): If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either http://tfl.nu/6h7r

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.

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(701): I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America. http://tfl.nu/w2zj

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(704): View more from North Carolina

First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.

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(704): First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka. http://tfl.nu/gxhu

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(586): View more from Michigan

Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.

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(586): Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world. http://tfl.nu/7ye4

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(732): View more from New Jersey

a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.

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(732): a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove. http://tfl.nu/qfpc

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.

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I am both scared and jealous.

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(610): Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption. (201): I am both scared and jealous. http://tfl.nu/hrb8

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(330): View more from Ohio

tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed

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(330): tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed http://tfl.nu/01ok

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(409): View more from Texas

I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.

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(409): I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look. http://tfl.nu/inz2

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(216): View more from Ohio

Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.

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(216): Question: trumpet bong. Can it work. http://tfl.nu/hpw0

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.

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(601): Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you. http://tfl.nu/w325

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(647): View more from Ontario

All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.

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(647): All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti. http://tfl.nu/1eoo

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