Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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