hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I have fence marks all over my body
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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