If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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