So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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