Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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