i don't like sucking hair
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
