My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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