Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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