I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
