how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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