So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He did a backflip because drugs
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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