so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He shit in the fireplace
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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