So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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