if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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