Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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