I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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