Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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