Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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