Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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