You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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