can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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