I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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