how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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