Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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