She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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